Men are like...

Men are like... Place mats... They only show up when theres food on the table

Men are like... Mascara... They run at the first sight of emotion

Men are like... Bike Helmets... Handy in an emergancy but otherwise look silly

Men are like... Parking Spaces... All the good ones are taken, the rest are taken

Men are like... Photocopiers... You need them for reproduction but thats it

Men are like... Lava Lamps... Fun to look at, but not at all bright

Men are like... Bank Accounts... Without alot of money, they dont generate much interest

Men are like... High Heels... They are easy to walk on once you get the hang of it

Men are like... Curling Irons... They are always hot, and always in your hair

Men are like... Mini Skirts... If your not careful, they'll creep up your legs

Men are like... Bananas... The older they get the less firm they are

Men are like... Coffee... The best ones are Rich, Warm, Full bodied and can keep you up all night long

Men are like... Chocolate Bars... Sweet, Smooth and they usually go straight to your hips

Men are like... Blenders... You need one but your not quite sure why

Men are like... Coolers... Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere

Men are like... Government Bonds... They take so long to mature

Men are like... Horoscopes... They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong

Men are like... Laxatives... They irritate the shit out of you

Men are like... Noodles... Always in hot water, lack taste and need dough

Men are like... Plungers... Spend most of their lives in hardware stores or the bathroom

Men are like... Popcorn... They satisfy you but only for a little while

Men are like... Used Cars... Both are easy to get, cheap and prove to be unreliable

Men are like... The Weather... Nothing can be done to change it

Hope you enjoyed it!

Leanne x