I dare you, (yes you! Who ever you may be!), to try these out and tell me your story of it! Hehe!
1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering; "Shut up! Dammit! All of you just shut up!"
2. Whistle the first seven notes of 'Its a small world' incessantly
3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask; "Got enough air in there?"
4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the lift. Wear yours upside down
5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off!
6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
7. Greet everyone getting on the lift with a warm handshake and ask them to call you 'Admiral'
8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that i stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom
9. Stare, grinning, at the other passengers for a while and then announce; "I've got new socks on!"
10. Meow occasionally
11. Bet the other passengers you can fit a five pence piece in your nose
12. Walk on with a cooler that says; 'Human Head' on the side
13. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce; "You're one of them!". And then move to the far corner of the lift
14. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
15. When the lift is silent, look around and ask; "Is that your beeper?"
16. Say; "Ding!" at each floor
17. Say; "I wonder what these do" and push all the buttons
18. Listen to the lift walls with a stethoscope
19. Draw a little square on the floor in chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'Personal space'
20. Announce in a demonic voice; "I must find a more suitable host body."
21. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button
22. Wear 'x-ray specs' and lear suggestively at other passengers.
If you do try any of these out. Let me know, I'd love to know the out come.. Oh maybe video it and youtube?? Hehe have fun!
Leanne x
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